70. Omelette of Elsinore

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TIME AND PLACE

2024. Crossland University, Grahamstead, Surrey, England.

SCENE 1

WILLIAMS is walking by himself when he happens to see AURORA (also by herself) picking grass in a small garden outside a Crossland University lecture hall, and putting it in tissue paper.

He approaches her.

WILLIAMS

[indicating]  For your pet rabbit?

AURORA

Eyeing WILLIAMS.

My cat….

Grass helps her digestion.

This grass does. A bit of it.

At her age.

WILLIAMS

Often?

AURORA

I beg your pardon.

WILLIAMS

Is picking grass here for your cat something you do often?

AURORA

When I feel she needs it.

WILLIAMS

[beat]  I apologize.

I’m new here.

This is my first day on campus.

AURORA

Well, welcome to Crossland then.

I really must be getting back.

Turns to leave.

WILLIAMS

Maybe you can help me.

AURORA

Turns back toward WILLIAMS.

Help you?

WILLIAMS

Are there any places to get a good meal nearby?

AURORA

There’s Monkey’s.

WILLIAMS

Monkey’s?

AURORA

Monkey’s Sore Thumb.

A pub with good pub food.

As pub food goes, you know….

Just across the road from campus.

WILLIAMS

Want to have dinner there with me this evening?

AURORA

[indignantly]  I happen to be married, Sir! We eat together, thank you.

WILLIAMS

I mean, afterwards.

Fix his dinner, then join me.

Or bring him along.

I don’t mind.

AURORA

Who are you?

WILLIAMS

I’m an American.

AURORA

Tell me something I don’t already know.

WILLIAMS

The name is Williams.

Timothy Williams.

But everyone, of course, calls me “Ted.”



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